World best player 2015

In the year of our lord, twenty fifteen, third month, Samuel Felicia became the worlds best player after coming from months of injury.

MY IDEA of AGGRESSION

It’s the 15th of October 2012, sunny morning in Abuja at work, drinking cold water and trying to figure out what in heaven or hell is making my code produce Errors like some nuclear facility running out of water and Graphite rods to cool the system. There was a lot of frustration every where, its  strict office, what would you expect?

Break time, chatting with my contacts on b.b.m. Suddenly, I don’t know how these evil spirits came to meet me from a simple conversation, it became a nightmare and an exasperation from frustration. The most annoying was on twitter. Now at a Point, I felt like sticking a nuclear bomb in a couple of people's mouths and letting it go off, I was angry and I don’t know if I was think or maybe it was a little bit because unfortunately I couldn't do any of that and I ended up talking to all of them again, WTF we are boys.

And there lived a girl on my b.b.m. One of  those submerged in a conversation with me  and yes she's as cute as those fairy tale characters. Most of the Story is about our conversation and the effect of the rage from the other conversations I had.

I'd like to call it something like the "idea o f transfer of rage" I don’t know the specifics of how I came up with that, but the little shame and joy I felt after this should answer that.

So this character wrote on her BBM p.m. some kid of crazy weird *hiii* that I saw and I was like okay, that’s suppose to mean something, so I asked what it was and she said it was Fulani and then I tried to guess what it meant so I tried.

Meanwhile………………………..

I was getting vexed and turning into a green monster with torn pants and hairy chest, becoming Eminem in 8-mile, from conversation with some people. Apart of me disappeared, my sane consciousness slept, a memory quickly faded hiding in the shadows of thick smoke and fires of a chasm that only my mind could understand.

Enough with the metaphors

So the next thing I saw, "I don’t have your time, you’re a fool ". That was deep, I created a new enemy and immediately, I started wishing Armageddon on her, but this was somebody that even if she ever gets drunk, she wouldn't dream of it, she wont even taste alcohol to begin with. At that moment, I forgot all that, forgot the conversation, mixed up her name for the girl that tore my heart the 1st time and just started planning for revenge. I asked myself, who's this? what's going on? Am I in a trance or something? Couldn't get the answers to those questions so I decided to drop a punch line and due to Very Explicit, when I say explicit I mean XXX and the end of the world and demons all in one piece followed by a delete.

I kept my phone on my desk and listened to the pounding bro-step rhythm of my heart and it increased till it came flat out. Nothing made sense to me again. All I could do was laugh, I felt sad for myself and there was this pity and darkness.

 At that point I began to think and I tried to rationalize all that had happened in the last 8 minutes. I remembered that things should never be this serious, I trust her enough not to do something like that then I though maybe it was meant for someone else, since she sounded so angry and all that slaughter wasn't for me come-on. Maybe she was joking, or maybe an interesting someone was trying to play with me a little.

Now I drew a line in my head, on the left you do 007 and Rambo and end your relationship with her or just ask a question like a civilized person and see where it leads you, even if it makes you a savage in the end, *TF.

So I asked the simple question, "please tell me what you sent 10 minutes ago wasn't for me" and immediately after that I was hit by consciousness that was dead and buried by a garbage collector instantiated by fury.  Well all I could do was laugh at my foolishness and send a ROTFL smiley with shame. Yes like an ROTFL with the pink cheeks and a hand on my face.

The case might have different if I didn't ask that simple question, innocence would have been asphyxiated, we see that happen all the time, even noted recently in its highest outcome was the gruesome execution by some savage, uncivilized Succubi.

And for those of you that don't want to be like them and be more like me see this

The Big Reality

Yes Nicki Minaj Won that award Instead of Rihanna or Katy Perry and Taylor Gang was lyk WTF!!!.. Old news If an Elder from Naijja was watching this, he'd recommend psych eval for Niki. an exorcism for wizzy with that his Atampa water proof shorts he wore.... While all that was going on, other more interesting things were developing. like the big news about the iPhone the hate video against Islam and up till last night, 6 people killed for that video.

Some of us spend our time trying to know what's happening in our world while others want to know whats happening in space and Mars and some want to know what Kim is doing at 16:56:35 even to the micro second. Now what annoys me the most is the "house wives reality shows", It makes no sense. I cant even figure a proper insult for it, whats more nauseating is seeing people, Nigerians, Africans sit and watch that.

I can get that maybe those that wish for such life sit and wander in deep imagination. Seriously, don't you have more problems like your president and the introduction of the new currency note that's worth what many never earn in a month? Or even gossip about how our Dear patience is in Germany for plastic surgery on her appendix?

I believe if we spend more time looking at our world, looking at it critically like we do Kim and figure she has  a pimple on the top part of her left boob we might prevent the next hate crime, impeach a president with our eyes and prevent the Hussein look alike from being used in porn.

Anyways after getting all worked up about all i just blurted out, My day got better when i watched Green day perform at the VMAs again. The Kind of thing i digg.

5minutes of #Cray

What makes a Very Normal adult get off his bed at 23:50, Starts throwing his hands and legs, twisting the neck like its a possession, dancing to no rhythm at all*.

I did not win a lottery or break a firewall, get a girl friend or get a girl to admit she likes me, get all As in my courses, get free Green day backstage pass, get Kim to mention me on twitter, definitely did not get an iPhone5 cuz i'd be selling it the next day or one of those exiting things you think about and day dream about and feel sober about and start getting suicidal about them until you go to buy rat poison...well that's a bit too much but at least you get the point.

To explain that feeling you'll have feel all those things i listed up there and instead of getting a rope then a light chair, trust me you want to use a very light chair so u don't spend more time trying to kick a chair than actually dying or going through the process of death.   Start getting crazy and move your body like you are in step up 5D.

Those 5minutes of madness are heavenly, thank God its just for five cuz I'd have been institutionalized by now probably most of us would have. Imagine the population of the World going crazy and the normal people get admitted to the psych ward. The good thing is it doesn't depend on their definition of crazy, it depends on ours.

Freedom and well being starts when you can walk up to your mirror naked and say

 Aye, fight and you may die. Run, and you'll live... at least a while. And dying in your beds, many years from now, would you be willin' to trade ALL the days, from this day to that, for one chance, just one chance, to come back here and tell our enemies that they may take our lives, but they'll never take our Freedom...

and please don't worry about the blue paint, the eczema on your skin works just fine and the guys, the naked and mirror part's not for you. Better, use it as a pick up line.
I'm not crazy, okay maybe a little and i'm not starting a movement for the crazies. But.....
Just get crazy sometimes..... it works.

Outlier!

Okay, Its time for you to hear this.
I need to be rich, wealthy, Young and Wealthy like Like Chris Brown and Zuckerberg in the same skin and date the kinds of Kim hell yeah beat them up and in a week we're making out on stage after i announce the new iPhone 6, a fast car obviously only a Bugatti will not satisfy my desire. I need an air-plane, I want to travel the world and see its beauty, buy a freaking museum and get that book too from Bill, purchase on of these countries like Ghana or Malta or even Singapore and make its citizens get a free Nigerian green card*like they need one*, put 600 new words in the dictionary......... in summary, be like Aladdin in the Dictator....*you need to see that movie, but I must warn, its a waste of your time*.

"You are HIV Aladdin"..........................ROTFL

My Definition Of An Outlier

Well is all the pain and the suffering and the strife and  the 60hours a week of my life worth it? The annoying thing is that what is suppose to console me about this fact is that there are more people out there that give their life, they suffer and work their brains and muscles off  for very little. Its just sad. A very sad thought, unsound experience and a nauseating feeling.

Why take so much of my time if you want me to be something in life. Are you Teaching me? Or should the question be,am i learning anything at all or using all those precious hours i swore to give in service to write this.

I learnt a lot and the process is still going on. Presently i feel alone, less people to discuss Japanese supremacy over the world and how one day Asia will take over the world, ask about God and listen to opinions about it*maybe one day i'll talk about that* the drama that happens, here's something i learnt;

-the greater the amount of people, the less sense conceived
-i'm an Outlier and i should work towards being one...which i do everyday
-java is an object oriented language
-you can get beat up by a taxi driver and still show him you are a BOSS
-win an argument by proving the person is wrong and forget about justifying your claims
-Never be as serious as serious David*yes there's a serious and not very serious David*

Alas all i have is a better sense of accomplishment and a good attitude. If you think you need to start a movement against you employers do it, as a matter of fact don't want to work, don't go and hug a transformer or dive in a well just quit and there are millions of other hungry earthly citizens that need that chance for there time to be exploited.

Who Will Purchase The New iPhone5?

The Latest vomit from the chasm of Apple is scheduled to be announced 6pm today, the iPhone 5. Its predecessor the 4s was released barely a year ago.
Are the Tech giants trying to make up for their losses against other Giants? 

iPhone 5 concept

Personally, i'll be expecting 200% more of what the 4S offered. That is to say shape shifting, currency printing, 4D capability, hovercraft ability, teleportation .......
But here's what its rumored to have;

1. A 4 inch screen instead of the 3.5in ...errrr i can get that from my HTC-one even more.
2. 4G cellular network capability.........okay how come they are just getting there now when there's the SIII , the Nexus 4G, HTC and others, i'm sure Apple never came first on this one.
3. Earphones with a new design that will make u go wooooooo..aaahhhh....ooo. B**** i have my beats. Dre aint dead you know!!!
4. The headphones port will be at the bottom not the top...... Who cares?
5. A metal rear casing instead of the glass found on its predecessors ........ i don't follow!!

This is definitely not worth having. Purchasing the same product 3 times in a span of less than 2 years for what? So i could have a fruit sticker on a box that fits into my pocket? Nahh. 
My advice, apple invest your time on Music listen to more P-square and Lady gaga make more ipods and maybe one day you'll chose to call it a tripod and make us pay for the name change.
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Human Specie Top The Endangered Specie List

With recent news about earth's endangered species, their numbers going out of control,
I couldn't help but wonder if the Human race Shouldn't be on that list and take the number one title, since after all, its all about us...
We destroy everything to make little....
Maybe its time for a real invasion... I mean Aliens and Martians or The Rapture any one you chose to believe. Too deep?
What about our ideals, culture, humanity, forefathers and what they believed in?
In essence, were being stripped from the inside, out.
As the world population grows, and by any grace the cosmos does not give up on us, we will lose that thought process and who knows, maybe a real life "android" bearing my name will be writing this up for me.
Lets go back to the roots
Get classic!
Forget about Chris brown get more and more M.J
Try Manual Cars or better, Get a bicycle
Don't forget our Environment
Recycle
All for our planet....
Except you have a place on mars..

100 Most Endangered List