Who Will Purchase The New iPhone5?

The Latest vomit from the chasm of Apple is scheduled to be announced 6pm today, the iPhone 5. Its predecessor the 4s was released barely a year ago.
Are the Tech giants trying to make up for their losses against other Giants? 

iPhone 5 concept

Personally, i'll be expecting 200% more of what the 4S offered. That is to say shape shifting, currency printing, 4D capability, hovercraft ability, teleportation .......
But here's what its rumored to have;

1. A 4 inch screen instead of the 3.5in ...errrr i can get that from my HTC-one even more.
2. 4G cellular network capability.........okay how come they are just getting there now when there's the SIII , the Nexus 4G, HTC and others, i'm sure Apple never came first on this one.
3. Earphones with a new design that will make u go wooooooo..aaahhhh....ooo. B**** i have my beats. Dre aint dead you know!!!
4. The headphones port will be at the bottom not the top...... Who cares?
5. A metal rear casing instead of the glass found on its predecessors ........ i don't follow!!

This is definitely not worth having. Purchasing the same product 3 times in a span of less than 2 years for what? So i could have a fruit sticker on a box that fits into my pocket? Nahh. 
My advice, apple invest your time on Music listen to more P-square and Lady gaga make more ipods and maybe one day you'll chose to call it a tripod and make us pay for the name change.
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